an island where everything is made of the soft boob material
saying that something gives you a “lady boner” is totes acceptable but saying something makes you wet is hella taboo hmm wonder why that is
i just wanna say “suck my clit” in public without the world screeching to a halt and…
#jesus christ this has a cure for everything
That Gatorade one is real talk.
that last fucking picture
What a cute little baby!
I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell.
It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.
Boost because everyone should know!!!
christmastime at the lalondes
rose is rummaging through the kitchen trying to find a chinese takeout menu when she finds a pink dildo which can only belong to one person
she superglues it to her mothers bedroom door to show her that is not where these things go
the next day she wakes up to find her mom had hung a wreath off of it
FACT: adding “inator 3000” to ANYTHING makes it 200 times COOLER
uncool noun: bird
COOL noun: Birdinator 3000
thank you Dr. Doofenshmirtz
what a great time to be gay at Hogwarts
Dumbledore’s just laughing hysterically in his office
when you try to talk to people but they just keep talking over you
Seriously I literally just made this post
SHIT THIS IS MY POST OH MY GOD IM A MORON
THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR