promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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isis-:

asktheundeadroyals:

15 seconds of all the songs I could find that sync with this gif

it looks like anna is singing along 

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July

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purplepandapudgemiz:

chibisokka:

reshiham:

canuckistanicefront:

reshiham:

Someone actually fucking did the math for this

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

I didn’t think this could get better, but it did.

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

YES IT DID GET BETTER

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July

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calibornsbottomwhore:

lieutenant-awesome:

The art difference is gonna kill me

why has god forsaken us 

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July

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drarna:

mageyoulook:

the tears of laughter I cry are real.

this truly is the best post on tumblr

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July

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July

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July

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everythingbutharleyquinn:

Bellafrankenstein sent this to me and it gave me a LOL. Sadly, too often too true. 
However, here’s a list of some of my fave lesbian movies with HAPPY ENDINGS and where male relationships don’t interfere to any significant degree:
- D.E.B.S.- But I’m A Cheerleader- I Can’t Think Straight- The Incredibly True Story of Two Girls In Love - Tipping the Velvet- Better Than Chocolate- Fingersmith- Drool- Itty Bitty Titty Committee
And here’s a few good ones with moderately happy endings:
- Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit- Albert Nobbs- The Gymnast
I haven’t watched Saving Face yet, but I’m led to understand it’s another good one. 

everythingbutharleyquinn:

Bellafrankenstein sent this to me and it gave me a LOL. Sadly, too often too true. 

However, here’s a list of some of my fave lesbian movies with HAPPY ENDINGS and where male relationships don’t interfere to any significant degree:

- D.E.B.S.
- But I’m A Cheerleader
- I Can’t Think Straight
- The Incredibly True Story of Two Girls In Love 
- Tipping the Velvet
- Better Than Chocolate
- Fingersmith
- Drool
- Itty Bitty Titty Committee

And here’s a few good ones with moderately happy endings:

- Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit
- Albert Nobbs
- The Gymnast

I haven’t watched Saving Face yet, but I’m led to understand it’s another good one. 

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July

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patrickandmarcus:

justshy:

mustyprince:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

how have I gone this long without seeing this video

gotta bring this back lol

legendary

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July

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braydaaan:

Tumblr Employees, again, have fun with their terms and conditions.

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July

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